Dear Nordstrom,
I would like to sincerely thank you for ruining the wardrobes of thousands of mentally deranged, over-obsessed teenage girls.
Angrily Yours,
Maliha Khan.
Now, not only do you get to watch the movie and read the book, you get the opportunity to become a walking billboard and an object of ridicule with slogans such as, "Team Edward/Jacob" written all over you. The only thing Nordstrom has done right about this terrible excuse of a clothing line, is releasing it in the month of October. It perfectly coincides with my annual hunt for a Halloween costume. So join me and a stampede of other girls in the search for the perfect Halloween costume, I mean ... fashion forward ensemble. GO TEAM MALIHA!
Courtesy of Nordstrom
I would like to sincerely thank you for ruining the wardrobes of thousands of mentally deranged, over-obsessed teenage girls.
Angrily Yours,
Maliha Khan.
Now, not only do you get to watch the movie and read the book, you get the opportunity to become a walking billboard and an object of ridicule with slogans such as, "Team Edward/Jacob" written all over you. The only thing Nordstrom has done right about this terrible excuse of a clothing line, is releasing it in the month of October. It perfectly coincides with my annual hunt for a Halloween costume. So join me and a stampede of other girls in the search for the perfect Halloween costume, I mean ... fashion forward ensemble. GO TEAM MALIHA!
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ReplyDeleteI agree. The books were really good, but it's only a book. Girls are overly obsessed with it and it is kind of sad.
ReplyDeleteALSO. EDWARD does so not match the description of edward from the book! and y would anyone want someone who gives u everything. sheesh what a boring life.
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this is amazingggggg ! <33333 and i totally agree with everything :)
ReplyDeletei agree withh you. xD Overly obessive edward fans piss me off SO much. Plus, he looks like a girl in the movie. :/ haha ahem okay..
ReplyDeleteI think it was funny even if I do not know that it was a book hehehe
ReplyDeleteMaliha,
ReplyDeleteYou are too funny!!! And right on. Yuck!
I'll pass along your suggestion to my wife about the Halloween costume.
The books were OK, but I was rooting for Jacob.
(Yes, I read them. Ahhh.....!!!!!)
I thought a more appropriate ending would have been......Bella becomes a vampire. Jacob and his pack kill Edward. Bella kills Jacob. Bella lives alone for eternity having her daughter remind her of both of them every day. That would make a kick a... T shirt!
Bring Back Pluto
"ONE of THE GUYS"
Agree.
ReplyDeleteand you also get wear the twilight makeup coming out next month.
ReplyDeletexoxo anna